The AII Refrigerator

At this point, we need the Center for Disease Control to send a containment unit before we can attempt a cleaning of that dreadful white box. It is literally stuffed full. I took a canned beverage to work one day last week and had a very difficult time finding a space big enough to set it down inside. I haven't spent a lot of time searching through the refrigerator, mostly because I'm afraid of stirring the growing beast. John says whatever it is is becoming, "self-aware."